You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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