i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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