why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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