is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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