Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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