I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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