im drinking this country out of the recession.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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