do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Randomize
