In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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