did you get engaged???
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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