Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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