Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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