I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
