how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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