I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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