Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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