i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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