I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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