I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
