oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i think i have herpe
just one?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
