Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
