oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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