Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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