dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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