when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have demons in me.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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