420 ftw
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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