Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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