Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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