so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
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