You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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