Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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