I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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