Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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