You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
