So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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