Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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