I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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