Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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