i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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