id be glad to
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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