dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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