I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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