im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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