all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
