I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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