you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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