Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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