Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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