from now on my penis is your penis
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
where am i from again
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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