think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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