He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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