If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
