I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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